Here's a good one for you! At a rest stop in California, I was sitting on a wall waiting for my wife, a young man maybe in his early twenties comes up to me and says, how much, how much for that hat? I said it is not for sale. He said, come on, it looks like it has some history to it! I said, no I just bought it at Walmart for ten bucks. He said, okay, I'll go to Walmart then, thanks!